小说

我是一个普通的大学生。几普通？
我不旷课，不迟到，不早退，不聪明，不愚蠢，不抽烟，不喝酒，不迟睡，不早起。
带着一副厚厚的近视眼镜，我很懊恼，别人戴起来有书卷气，我戴了却略显呆滞。
头发常年短短的，因为不想梳头。书包经常满满的，因为不想漏带。
总之，我就是那种不求有功，但求无过的人。
心中偶尔会烧起一团火，只是很快地就会被现实的残酷浇熄了。

爱情对我这种人来说，实在是遥不可及。朋友说我其实并不差，只是时机未到。
而我，对于男女私情也没什么想法，只觉得这种东西就像买马票。
买了不一定会中，中了也不会长久。要长久，就要不停地买，不停地中。
到了奖金多到花不完的时候，自然就会收手，也就是结婚的意思。
当然，不是每个人都是这样喜欢买马票，也有人只买一次就收手的。
那些人是买Jackpot，不是4个字而是6个子在加一个特别号码。
因为中的机率很小，所以奖金也比马票更丰厚。
这些买Jackpot的人通常是深思熟虑，精打细算才会下注，而且是希望一击即中。
我，就是那种很想买，却没有本钱买的人。而围绕在我身边的朋友，大多数都是买马票的人。

而她，应该是我徘徊于投注站外面拾到的一张Jackpot，而且是中头奖的那张。

女人的天性

大家都知道，男人自古以来最大的嗜好就是讲大话，我们每日都培养的那个，大家都放很多心机下去。而女人自古以来最大的嗜好就是 – 拿正牌讲大话。什么是化装？化妆就是你的样子讲大话。你的眼镜明明是来到这里就没了，你不知道擦了什么蓝蓝绿绿孔雀石绿下去它还可以去的喔！你的鼻子从正面看就是一个正常的鼻子，从侧边看就不见了的喔。你的脸是很开阳的喔没遮挡的喔正面看又凸了出来。正面看有侧面看没有，你的样子令到我思觉失调啊！

各位女士你们到底明不明白什么是化装啊？化妆就是你卸了装我还认得你的就叫化妆；你卸了装我认不得你的那些叫做乔装。大家每天回家发现有陌生人就是因为这样咯。ok化妆我们叫make up，大家都很习惯了。但是现在很多女士不是只是给个make up你看的喔，她还把the making of the make up你看的喔。一吃完饭就来的了，就整副ga chang拿下来。你不明白啊。

“你化妆不是为了骗我的吗？你为什么给我看这个making of啊？你不如不要化？”
“耶，你懂什么。不化妆没礼貌啊！”
哦就是说你不化妆的样子是很没有礼貌的？一化了妆就很有礼貌。看到人会打招呼说早安。一不化妆就一副拽样？？
“什么啊？看什么啊？是不是警察大完啊？你不要惹我啊我没化妆啊！我自己都不敢面对自己啊！”

没礼貌的样子？哈哈。各位，我认为真正没有礼貌的是什么呢？我觉得，纹眉的就真的是没有礼貌啦。纹眉是什么意思呢？纹眉你就是侮辱我的视觉功能啦？即我是看不到的？分不出的？
“啊几好的喔你的眉，没有毛的？酱我不是剃不到你的眼眉咯？”
根本纹眉就应该叫做禅眉！一双无毛的眉，你想下是不是很禅？
大师都被你考死啊。“哦一双无毛的眉，哦阿弥陀佛，想不通啊。”

然后，她们又发明了一种bra哦。这个bra很厉害的，就是只要你不怕拥挤，你就可以拥有一条沟的了。
“呼！出来行，当然要有一条la防身啦！”
这根本就是一种古惑仔的行为，根本就应该叫做古惑bra，又或者叫老千bra，但是她们叫它什么？Wonder bra!!!然后你就明白为什么当年那个神奇女侠会叫做wonderwoman了，因为：
（O McDonald’s 的调）Wonderwoman有条la（沟），她用wonderbra。

然后她们就会整容，整形。这样到底算不算讲大话呢大家认为？整容整形就是换零件啦，酱换零件就代表不是原厂的啦。这里有点争议性啦各位。因为通常怎样才算是讲大话呢？就是你卖一辆车给我，你卖的明明是法拉利，但是你换了全部Toyota Honda来卖给我，这就是讲大话咯？但通常她们又不是这样的哦，通常她们就明明是Toyota,Honda,Izuzu,Hyundai，就夹硬换上了一个法拉利的车头灯，蓝保坚尼的尾翼，保时捷的大包围。看下去又好像没什么问题噢，又不算讲大话哦。所以，我是认为换零件是不算讲大话的。

但如果那位女士，是表明的保养期，她有没有可能告诉你她的保养期呢？没有可能！你如果跟她不是很熟你连她有没有补过牙你都不知道。但问题是你一旦跟她太熟就回头太难了。
“阿姐啊，就你用我的剃刀来剃脚毛啊不用紧，但你可不可以不要拿来剃kaletdei毛呢？”
“有什么所谓呢？有什么分别呢？又讲人家kek手。”
有没有可能？没有可能！地球上没有任何一个男人是看过一个女人剃kaletdei毛的！女人在这方面是干手净脚到我由小到大都认为男人跟女人最大的分别就是女人是没有kaletdei毛的！然后最近我发现原来她们不是剃kaletdei毛的，她们有一种用具是拔kaletdei毛的。所以女人做间谍是最厉害的，她们不怕逼供的咯。她这样都顶得住。

各位，到底讲了那么多大话的后果是什么呢？就有一天你不经意经过冲凉房门口。
“Oh Shit!!!!为什么你kaletdei有毛的？为什么你kaletdei有毛你的眉有没有毛的？然后我在抽屉找到那些单原来你换了零件，还没有给钱！！你是不是地球人来da？”

United, without Ronaldo, what’s new in the next season?

So,finally Cristiano Ronaldo is set to leave Manchester United. And of course, the bid is the highest in football history, £80M.

Actually I don’t really have any feeling about this guy, though he’s been brilliant with United for the past three seasons, I still doesn’t see him as a player who really commits to the club. Maybe that’s because his arrogance and the continuous rumors linking him with Real Madrid, but one thing is for sure he is really leaving this time. So what’s left in the United squad next season when your best player leaves?

People has been talking about Ronaldo was irreplaceable, and I can understandably agree with that. So instead of replacing him, I think United should look for something new, which of course can cover the hole that the Portuguese leave in the field of Old Trafford.

Luis Antonio Valencia is said to have agreed a move to United for £17M. He is a good player, but not world-class yet. He may up his game under Sir Alex Ferguson, but he never look like a player that will take the world stage. So I guess Sir Alex will definitely look for some world-class players, especially when he has £80M to spend this summer.

Wayne Rooney has been sacrificed at the wide side because of the mighty Ronaldo. Now CR7 has gone, Rooney can play in the centre for United. Carlos Tevez is definitely leaving, which means Sir Alex need to look for a striker. Samuel Eto’o, Karim Benzema, Klass Jan Huntelaar, and even Fernando Torres are some of the names on the papers, who would actually turn to be a United striker next season, that’s a difficult question for Sir Alex. I really like the rumors about the return of Ruud van Nistelrooy. LOL

After the Champions League final, I wholeheartedly think that United lacks quality in the centre of midfield. Carrick is good, but not excellent. Anderson hasn’t play at full potential yet. Scholes is not the same old Paul Scholes any more. Hargreaves…er…if he can play more than 10 minutes it’ll be great.

Chelsea has Lampard and Essien; Liverpool has the mighty Gerrard and Mascherano and Alonso as well; Arsenal has their captain Fabregas. United has Carrick and Anderson…Doesn’t looks the same class with the others isn’t it? I really wanna see players like Xavi or Andrea Pirlo would come to Old Trafford next season. Although I’m not the Sir Alex, I really wanna see Miguel Veloso in the red jersey.

Frank Ribery seems to be very difficult to sign, but he also seems to be the only player that can most probably fill the hole that Ronaldo left. I never really see him play though, but with the whole world saying he is one of the best, he won’t be like Nani at least..Hahahahaha!

It’s going to be very interesting to see who would actually end up at Old Trafford next season. As a Red Devil fan myself, I think is good for Ronaldo to leave United as this will benefits both parties. I wish him good luck at the Bernabeu.

Glory Man Utd!!!

A long night for us…For all United fans…

28th May 2008

0245

A match that we’ve waited for weeks.

Champions League Final – F.C. Barcelona V Manchester United.

I’m on the English side.

Not just me, I got Leong Keat, Wei Lun, Jiing, KW, Shuen, and LK’s friend on my side too.

The match lasted for 90++ minutes, but our excitement lasted only 10+ minutes. Ronaldo early free-kick forced Valdes fumbled down the swirling shot, before Pique cleared the ball out. Then it was Ronaldo again, tested from outside the box, and again, and again.

Then it shown on the bottom of the screen that United already had 5 shots while Barca had none. It looks like we’re on the right track tonight.

At the 10th minutes, everything went wrong. Eto’o had space on the right and skipped past Vidic, who slipped and finished with his righ-foot. Silence is the word to describe the atmosphere in the mamak. We’re stuneed, basicly.

Well, it’s ok. Is just 10 minutes into the game. We still got 80 minutes to go. But a……

The final performance was probably the worst one for United in the whole season. Passing was awful, and possesion was dominated by the Catalunian, thanks to the maestro Xavi and Iniesta. Brilliant move by Guardiola to put Messi in the centre, because either Rio or Vidic can cope with the Argentine genius. Everytime he had the ball I hold my breathe, because everytime he runs with the ball he posed a threat. He got his goal that he deserves in the 70th minute, a header from the cross of Xavi.

Ronaldo battles with Puyol, which I don’t know what Ferguson tried to do. I expect Ronaldo to own Syilvinho but Ferguson decided to put CR7 on the centre while Rooney at left and Park on the right flank. Park struggled that night, so it was no surprise when he was subbed on the half time by Carlos Tevez. This time SAF put Rooney to face Syilvinho and CR7 continues to battle with Puyol. And clearly, CR7 cannot get through the Catalan skipper. His frustration was shown by the yellow card he got later in the game.

For me, it was the longest night for me, as a United fan. We couldn’t make a complete pass in the final third. Ronaldo is the only player that played normally, while the others were awful after Eto’o scored the 1st goal. Rooney did nothing on the flank, no cross no cut-in. Tevez, errrr…Berbatov aka Lazytov, …. Even Giggs, the most experienced player on the field slumped.

Is just not our day, perhaps.

But right now,SAF self claimed “The best United I had ever managed” had shown that they were way off from Barca, arguably the best in Europe currently. Is interesting to see what player SAF would bring in, and I really hope that Lazytov can leave. Really!!!

United’s 18th Title!!Glory!!Champions League next…..

We’ve done it again!!!! Our 18th title,11 in the last 17 years. So can Rafa “Noob ass” Benitez shut his mouth and don’t make me ROFL?? See how we celebrate la Rafa and you can only said:”United win the league simply means they have more points, I don’t see they are a better team than us.” Speak logicly la Rafa, don’t speak without using your brain. You don’t think United is better than Liverpool is your own stupid and losers opinion, but United won the league is the prove to the whole world that United are better than your Liverpool, ok?? I think Liverpool deserves a manager with higher IQ, please la Rafa!! Lost already just admit your team is not good enough, don’t make a fool of yourself ok?

See how we celebrate la noob ass….

无聊

很无聊

真的很无聊

无聊到

没有什么东西可以写

Once again,the better team doesn’t go through.

1-1 was the scoreline at Stamford Bridge.

Barcelona booked their tickets to Rome through a late late goal from Andres Iniesta screamer in the 93rd minute.

And that’s the only shot on target for Barcelona in the night.

Again,Barcelona couldn’t show their attacking football.They dominated the possesion but just can’t get the final ball.Messi was quiet again.

Chelsea can only blame themselves,perhaps also the referee.But afterall,Chelsea didn’t take their chances well.Drogba got a 1 on 1 chances but his weak shot was saved by Valdes.Chelsea claimed that there were at least 3 clear penalty,but the Eric Abidal red card was also clear that Anelka thrown himself to the ground.

Drogba get himself into trouble when he yelled to a camera:”It’s a fucking disgrace!” I’m not sure whether the result was a disgrace but all I know is Drogba is a real disgrace to football and Chelsea.

So Barcelona go through, and will face Manchester United at Rome.From the game with Chelsea we can see that Barca so-called beautiful game was not so beautiful against Chelsea isn’t it?Or maybe, against English team.Can Barcelona play their football in the final?Or is it just dominating the possesion but 0 shot of target?

We’ll see then.

Go Man Utd!!!

Rome here we come!!!!!

考试中

好久没有更新了。

考试了咯。

通常都是一整个下午在BP读书（哈哈算吗？）

回到家就relax啦。

不知道这个sem的成绩会怎么？

但求无过吧！！

哈哈。

还剩三张。

4月30日

我要来了！！

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我

不知道

真的

不知道

相信我

可以吗？

Lexus LF-A

Lexus LF-A.

Nice car man.